Welcome to your new escape!
Welcome, welcome, welcome! Are you tired if your everyday life? Or perhaps you simply need to get away from your siblings for a while. No matter, no matter; you have come to the right place! Who am I? Well now, can't you read? Abediner's Bookstore is the name of this place, is it not? I'm Mr. Abediner, pleased to make your acquaintance. Many of my patrons prefer to call this place the "Escape," but bookstore will be just as fine.
Were you looking for something, perhaps? A good adventure? An old favorite? A new mystery? Ah, maybe I could interest you in a simple, old-fashioned romance novelette. There is no limit as to what this store may supply. A new batch of materials arrives by the end of each week, so if you do not see what you are interested in then make sure to check back later.
You were not looking to purchase? Well then, never fear! We have short stories at hand that you may read free of charge, so long as you do not take them out of the shop. There is a comfortable patio in the back if you find a promising looking story. Coffee and drinks are allowed in closed containers that have tight lids, but please do be careful. No food of any sort is allowed anywhere in the shop. And no loud noises either please; there are others who do so love to read in a library-like setting. Why don't they go to the library? Well, that would be for the simple reason that the stories we have here cannot be found in one.
What? Oh, Please excuse me, there seems to have been a mishap in the horror section of the shop - someone has fainted, no doubt. If you need any assistance just find me or one of my assistants and we'll help you as best we can. So sorry, I must go and see what has happened. Goodbye for now.